A Geeky Christmas Poem…

T’was the night before Christmas,
And all though the house,
Not a creature was stiring,
Not even a mouse,
Except up in the rafters,
Sat a lone geek,
Tapping away while coding php.

Though cold outside,
In his mind it was warm.
He dreamed of comments and code and hardcore porn.
The dread-lord Cthulhu rose in his mind,
Han, Chewie and Leia lagging behind,
As a high elf warlord drove his sword home
Splitting Cthuhlu right to the bone.

The code once compiled,
The website displayed,
The geek sitting down,
Started to sway.
He slowly slumped down,
Embracing deep sleep,
Fantasy worlds beneath his feet.
T’was the night before Christmas…

Merry Christmas, (belated) Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa, Happy Hogswatch, Merry Winterveil, Yule-tide Greetings and other warm wishes to everyone during the winter holiday period.